POLL RESULTS
My recent poll shows that 75 perecent of blog readers prefer to find a totally untouched or only slightly trimmed bush when the peel away a dudes pants.
A whopping 80 perecent prefer totally bushy or only slightly trimmed pit hair when they get a glimpse.
If everyone is clearly against trimmers, why the fuck do so many dudes manscape? NO ONE is turned on by it. Stop it!
And Anthony Recker. You guys know I'm into King of the Hardwood competition. I was crushed that I asked you all to vote to keep Recker alive but he got voted out last week. Crushed. I am so fucking hot for that man's massive ass. I might be too depressed to post any pictures for the next month. Hahah. Take that!